Texas Humor

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

An Englishman had recently come back home from a visit to Texas and was telling his friends about his trip. One fellow asked, "What most impressed you about Texans?" 

    He replied, "Their confidence. A Texan took me duck hunting and we sat in a blind all day and never saw a thing. Then about sundown a lone duck flew overhead, so high you could hardly see it. When it was directly overhead the Texan raised his shotgun and fired. The duck kept right on flying."

    Then the Texan turned to me in amazement and said, "Son, yore witnessing a miracle. Thar flies a dead duck.”

    -Dennis Lowe (Corpus Christi, TX)

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