Loper
is Sally May's husband and manager of the ranch where Hank lives. He's
more ranch than manager, however, and more at home on a horse than anywhere
else. The following episode tells readers how Loper and Slim, his ranch
hand, handle repairs to the feed barn:
"Instead
of arming themselves with ropes and spurs, as usual, they had brought
hammers and saws and pry bars. They had even brought a device that I
had thought was against the law on our outfit: a tape measure....
And away they
went, hacking and sawing and pounding. Would you care to listen in on
one of their high-tech conversations? Okay, they had just sawed two
boards and were putting them in place.
Loper: 'Do
they fit?'
Slim: 'Nope.'
Loper: 'Are
they close?'
Slim: 'Nope.'
Loper: 'Do
they touch?'
Slim: 'Yep,
barely.'
Loper: 'Nail
'em. We ain't building pianos.'
From Hank the
Cowdog #26: The Case of the Kidnapped Collie
Illustration
by Gerald Holmes from #6: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.
(Copyright
© John R. Erickson)